Cat Lovers Survival Handbook

by ELLIOT CARRUTHERS

FBT review:

Discover the ultimate guide to surviving life with cats in the "Cat Lovers Survival Handbook" by Elliot Carruthers. This engaging non-fiction book is a must-read for anyone who shares their home with feline companions.

From navigating the dangerous territory of cleaning the kitty litter to understanding the treacherous allure of yarn, Carruthers shares his personal experiences and expert advice on how to stay safe in the company of these mischievous creatures. With his firsthand knowledge of surviving not just one, but four cats, Carruthers offers valuable insights and strategies that will keep you one step ahead of your furry housemates.

Whether you're a seasoned cat owner or a newcomer to the world of feline antics, this book provides practical tips, humorous anecdotes, and cautionary tales to ensure your survival in this often unpredictable environment. Discover why flowers and knick knacks should be approached with caution, why arguing with a cat is never a good idea, and why a dog might not be the protection you expect.

Written with wit, charm, and a deep understanding of the feline psyche, "Cat Lovers Survival Handbook" is an entertaining and informative read that will resonate with cat lovers everywhere. Don't miss the chance to learn from Carruthers' hard-fought experiences - order your copy today and embark on a purrfectly adventurous journey.

Publisher Description:

Why you need this book:
All cats have some devil in them and It takes great effort and skill for you to survive. This book gives you the necessary tools. They may be smaller but they are dangerous because they live in the same space as you.

Cats have a dozen ways to get you and this book will teach you how to stay safe. Everything I know is in here and that's a lot because I survived four cats. That's right. Four.

You will learn:
Why cleaning the kitty litter is very dangerous.
How one of the deadliest weapons in the cat arsenal is yarn.
Why you should not count on flowers to soothe the savage beast
Why you should not count on a dog to protect you.
Why it's never a good idea to argue with a cat.
Why you should never own knick knacks
Why you should beware of boxes.
What color pants you should wear when you own a cat.
And so much more...